As we approach the release date of my epoch shatteringly wonderful novel, Dismantle the Sun, I will unfortunately be doing a good deal more shilling, frequently hooking it onto some barely connectable news peg, e.g. “Did you hear about that volcano eruption in the South Pacific? So many dead. Tragic. Speaking of hot, my new novel…”

So, to start things off: Kristin Stewart and Robert Pattinson have just discovered that they’ve been living in a world of secrets, lies, and sordid affairs–much like the characters of my upcoming novel Dismantle the Sun. Look for it in bookstores soon.

Hmm..I’ll have to ask Mitt Romney how he manages without a soul.