Trump Announces He’s A Very Sad Man: The Onion is funny because it’s true.

A Brazilian Man Showed Up At His Own Funeral. I wonder if he made mental notes about who didn’t show up. If not, he’s nicer than I would be.

The next iRiff project. It’ll take us back to those carefree days when Charles Keating was bilking us all.

Our house is a very very very fine house:

Later.