The Patriots won the Super Bowl. As always one can look to The Onion‘s brilliant headlines for a comforting chuckle: “Patriots Super Bowl Win Provides Storybook Ending To NFL Credibility.” Presumably Roger Goodell, the Senator Geary of the NFL, will soon help the Patriots whitewash their cheating scandal, and the air will stink of the farts of a… Continue reading Ten Things To Remember In the Wake of Super Bowl Disappointment (Pass the Paxil)
Stuff on my mind as the day begins: Mr. Goodell, we the fans, players, coaches, and sane observers of the NFL beg you, make a deal to bring back the real refs. Bye, Mitt. We hardly knew ye. Let’s keep it that way. Bill Nye wishes people would get it through their heads the Earth… Continue reading Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?