New Adventure In Illness

My doctor says I have shingles.

This explains not only the large painful rash I’ve developed on one side of my torso, but also why I’ve been getting Amazon sale ads for roomy pants and real estate flyers with handsome shots of Jack Nicklaus golf communities.

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