My friend Lezlie discovered one day that her Orc character had some work done.
The operation is quick and painless and you are eager to see the results. As you make your way to the mirror, you can already feel an increased ease of movement. You look down and see that your hands now sport a lovely gradient of color in your skin tone.
Then you arrive at the mirror.
Or at least you thought you did but the person standing there, where the mirror should be is a stranger. This person stares dumbly back at you. No doubt mimicking your own perplexed expression. Who is this person? Why is she here and what does she want?
Your surprise transforms into horror as you realize that the person before you is yourself. It’s apparent that the good doctor felt that you could use some additional improvements.
Your own body looks alien to you. Your nose is new and you suspect that your eyes have been widened and . . . is that collagen in your lips?
As your gaze travels around your body, you see the butt lift that you never asked for, slimmer thighs, and OMFG Blizzard nerfed your tits!
Has this ever happened to you? It happened to me. Well, not me exactly. It happened to my orc hunter.
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