I’ve never had this problem personally. (I’m a fiction writer and educator, so money is allergic to me.) But it is possible that some of you reading this are very into the idea of property as theft. Hey, I’m not here to judge. Who among us hasn’t been tempted to engage in massive securities fraud, or to do the totally legal shit that just looks to the base vulgar masses exactly like massive securities fraud? I relate. Honestly, I do. So I wanted to point you toward this handy interactive thingamajig from the CBC, which’ll show you that stashing your TOTALLY I SWEAR IT’S ALL PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE MONEY has come a long way from burying the loot on a sandy beach and drawing a map with an X on it.